deedraslivingroom:

I like being in the middle ;)

I like being on one side ;) works out nicely!

deedraslivingroom:

I like being in the middle ;)

I like being on one side ;) works out nicely!

thoughts on porn

I have never been a big fan of video porn (love written porn, aka “erotica” ;) and it’s not that I don’t *love* watching (and listening! *swoon*) it’s that I can’t stand the fake noises and the ridiculously contrived setup…I’d much rather watch real people ;) this weekend, we watched one- very analytically. I actually like some things about it: -interview with the female actor beforehand was surprisingly hot in and of itself (apparently these interviews are to prove that it’s consensual) -actual content (semi gangbang billed as a gangbang) was great -some of the dialogue was definitely good (I imagine that was the unscripted part) what I still didn’t like: -absurd “story” -horrible dialogue -male actors strikingly unattractive -bluntly, why couldn’t we just go straight from interview to gang bang?!?! no need for ridiculous frat party setup! seriously?! a side note…hearing “good girl” while doing very dirty things makes me swoon.

so, my beloved wife said “I wish amylita would post more often…”

yes ma’am! :)

Going to try to post *every* day! whee! (and this one doesn’t count!)

Fuck My Shitty Life: Want to boycott Homosexuality? Good Luck!

fmyshittylife:

Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay Rights. We’ll all appreciate you going on a diet. While you’re at it, please also throw away your iPod, iPhone, and iPad since Apple supports as well. Hopefully you have lots of clothes, because you’ll need to ditch your Levi’s and Nike’s too….